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Every Single One of Us
Recorded at Upton Park 2002-03-16 Now every single one of us
Loves Alex Ferguson
Loves Alex Ferguson
Loves Alex Ferguson
Now every single one of us
Loves Alex Ferguson
United Road

Tune: Country Road
Recorded at Upton Park: 2002-03-16 United Road, take me home
To the place, I belong;
To Old Trafford, to see United;
Take me home, United road

Pride of All Europe

(tune: just one of those songs) We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
"We beat 'em at home,
And we beat and we beat 'em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way.
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the
Cockneys of course;
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys."
United Calypso "If ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!"
Poor Little Scouser
recorded by Ian Schofield He's only a poor little scouser
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he can't sing anymore!

The Red Flag United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die

Glory Glory Man United Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
And the reds go marching on, on, on.
Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by
We'll keep the Red Flags flying high
You've got to see yourself from far and wide
You've got to hear the masses sing with pride

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will know just who we are
They'll be singing 'Que Sera Sera'

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On! (3x)

Song Lyrics:
Tune: Bob The Builder Kevin Keegan,
Can he fix it?
Kevin Keegan,
Can he fuck!

City Are a Massive Club
Tune: He's got the whole world in his hands They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh! city are a massive club!

Other verses:

They've got the widest pitch in the land
They've got 54 players and they're no fucking good
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways
They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went
They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge
They've got exec boxes with a balcony
They've had seventeen managers in twenty years
They take 25,000 to every away
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand
They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen
They're the second-best team in Division Two
They have a civic reception when they've won fuck all
They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit
They're going to turn Manchester into Milan
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors
They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park
They've got 3007 in a temporary stand
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms
They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front
They've got three million fans in Manchester
It's been 27(28..29..) years and they've won fuck all
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell
They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring
They empty Stockport when they play at home
They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit
They're the only team that come from Manchester
All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road
They've got the biggest bananas in the land
They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head
Their managers got a papier mache head
They'll be relegated by bonfire night
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands
They've got greenalls bitter in the kippax stand
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world
They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave
They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch
Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves
They had a derby match with Macclesfield
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!)
They've been relegated ten times
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan
They used to be little, but now they're large
They sing racist chants, coz they've got no class

Tune: Oh my darling Clementine Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put City in the middle,
And we'll burn the f*cking lot
tune: this is how it feels
(Inspiral Carpets) This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all
Nothing at all...
tune: bad moon rising I see the Stretford End arising
I see trouble on the way
Don't go out tonight
Unless you're red and white
I see there's trouble on the way.
tune: Yellow Submarine City's goin' down with a Russian on the wing,
a Russian on the wing, a Russian on the wing...
tune: US Marine Corps marching chant
(call and repeat) We're Man U and we are loud,
Loyal fans and totally proud,
Beat 'em at home beat 'em away,
Kill any b*stards that get in our way,
We hate City, Scouse, Leeds scum,
And we make the b*stards run,
With this team we shall go far,
Hughes, Giggs, Sharpe and Cantona,
Won the league let's do it again,
By just one point instead of ten,
We'll keep the red flag flying high,
'Coz Man United will never die.
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
And if you are a City fan,
Surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United.
(tune: Blaydon Races) Oh, me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us winning,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's aces.
(tune : The Wild Rover) And it's Man United,
Man United F.C.
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

Stretford End Picnic
Tune: Teddy Bear's picnic If you come down to the Stretford End
You'd better not come alone
If you come down to the Stretford End
You'd better be in disguise
For all the fans that ever was
Are gathered here today because
Today's the day that we play Man City
We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
Oh, United we love you.
Tune: When the Saints go marching in Oh Manchester, Oh Manchester,
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It's full of t*ts, f*nny, and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful.

Tune: Jingle Bells Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
United win away - oh!

Tune : Unknown Oh it's a grand old team to play for,
Oh it's a grand old team to see,
And if, you know, your history,
It's enough to make your heart go woh, oh, oh,oh,
We don't care what the City fans say,
What, the hell do we care,
For we only know, that there's gonna be a show,
And the famous Man United will be there.

We are United supporters,
Loyal through and through,
Over and over,
We will follow you.
Tune : When the Saints go marching in Oh when the reds, oh when the reds,
Oh when the reds go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the reds go marching in.

Tune : Land of hope and glory We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Liverpool too, (and Leeds),
We hate Manchester City,
But United we love you - altogether now...

Tune : Land of hope and glory We will follow United,
Over land and sea,
We will follow United,
On to victory.
Oh at the turn of the year
Newcastle were twelve points clear
The Geordies, they were ordering their beer
Then the KING made us sing
With the goals he slotted in
And led us to another Double Win
Tune : Daydream Believer Cheer up Kevin Keegan,
Oh what can it mean,
to a Sad Geordie b*stard,
and a Sh*te football team.

Tune : The Halls of Montezuma ( U.S. Marine Corps march) From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League,
To hell with Liverpool, To hell with Man City - (they're sh*t!)
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League.

Tune : We shall not be moved We shall not, we shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
Just like the team, that's gonna win the Football League - again!
We shall not, we shall not be moved.

Tune : For he's a jolly good fellow We're gonna win the league,
We're gonna win the league,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
We're gonna win the league

Tune : Lord of the Dance Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a f*ck, and we don't give a sh*t,
We're going home with the championship.

Tune : Lord of the Dance Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a sh*t, and we don't give a f*ck,
We're going home with the European Cup!
(as heard loudly in Catalunya Square in Barcelona the morning of May 26 1999!)

Tune : Down by the Riverside We won the Football League again,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside.
We won the Football League again,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside.

Tune: She'll be comin' round the Mountain "Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea, ever seen Chelsea,
ever seen Chelsea win the league? HAVE YOU ****!"
Player Songs:
John O'Shea
Tune: Into the ark When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, the Stretford End will f****ng sing
'Cause we all know that Johnny's going to score...
(sanitized version: ...the Stretford End will rise and sing...)

Juan Veron
Tune: Seasons in the sun We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
He's got style but no hair,
He's an Argy, we don't care.....

We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
And the joy will never end ,
'Cos Juan will skin them once again.

Rio Ferdinand
Tune: Hi-Ho (Snow White) Rio, Rio,
He is a Red you know,
He met El Tel,
And said "farewell"
Rio, Rio, Rio, Rio.....

Diego Forlan Diego-woah ohh ohh,
Diego-whoah ohh ohh,
He came from Uruguay,
and made the Scousers/Cockneys cry
Eric Cantona
"What A Friend We Have In Jesus"

OooAhhCantona.mp3 What a friend we have in Jesus
He`s a saviour from afar
What a friend we have in Jesus
And his name is Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona,
Ooh Aah Cantona
Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah
Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona

Eric Cantona
Twelve Cantonas
Twelve Cantonas #2

Tune: Twelve days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Twelve Cantonas, eleven Cantonas...and an Eric Cantona!

Eric Cantona
Eric The King We`ll drink a drink a drink
To Eric the King the King the King
He`s the leader of our football team
He`s the greatest
French Footballer
that the world has ever seen
David Beckham
There's Only One David Beckham There's only one David Beckham...
one David Beckham...
Andy Cole

Tune : Hooray, hooray, it's a holi-holiday Andy Cole, Andy Cole,
Andy, Andy Cole,
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Andy, Andy Cole.
Andy Cole Oh Andy Cole,
Andy Andy Andy Cole
Andy Andy Andy Cole
Andy Andy Andy Cole...

Andy Cole
Tune : Swing low, sweet chariot. Swing low, sweet Andy Cole,
Coming for to score us a goal,
Swing low, sweet Andy Cole,
Coming for to score us a goal.

Roy Keane There's only one Keano...
Roy Keane
Tune : My old man's a dustman Oh Keano's f*ckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're f*cking dynamite.
Roy Keane
Tune : Boom, Boom, Boom by The Outhere Brothers Boom, Boom, Boom,
Let me hear you say Keano...Keano!

Roy Keane
Tune : Hey Jude La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, Keano.

Ryan Giggs
Tune : Robin Hood Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Feared by the blues, loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, crosses like The King
Beats one and two, beats three and four,
He will score, he will score, he will score.

Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, greatest ever goal
Semi-Final Villa Park, ran right through them all
Beat half the team, straight in the net
Won't forget, won't forget, no we won't forget.

David May
Tune : Jesus Christ Superstar David May, superstar,
Got more medals than Shea-rer!
Gary / Phil Neville

Tune : Rebel Rebel Neville Neville, You're future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad.
Gary Neville
Tune : London Bridge Is Falling Down Gary Neville is a Red
is a Red, is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
he hates scousers.
Nicky Butt
Tune : Baby Give It Up by KC & the Sunshine Band Nicky Butt, Nicky, Nicky Butt.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
. Tune: you are my sunshine
You are my Solskjaer,
my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was f*ckin dearer,
please don't take,
my Solskjaer away!

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
. (Tune: Lou,Lou,Skip to my Lou)

Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
(as heard at Anfield in the FA Cup 4th round 1999)

Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
(as heard in Barcelona May 26 1999 after Ole scored the European Cup winning goal!)

Jaap Stam Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch-man
get past him if you fucking can;
try a little trick,
he'll make you look a dick;
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam!
(I first heard this one in Barcelona May 26 1999)

Wesley Brown
Tune : Knees up Mother Brown We've got Wesley Brown,
we've got Wesley Brown,
we've got Wesley, we've got Wesley,
we've got Wesley Brown.

Chants

CHAMPIONS! CHAMPIONS! ...

We're here 'cause we're Champions!

You've only come to see United, come to see UNITED!

We saw you crying on the telly, crying on the telly!
(to the Geordies after we won the double in '97)

Four nil, four nil, four nil, four nil...

F*ck McManaman F*ck Macateer...

Here we go, here we go, here we go...

Are you watching Merseyside!

Paul Ince is a scouse bastard
recorded by Ian Schofield

Ferguson's Red Army ...

Two nil, two nil, two nil, two nil...

You always win f*ck all...

Fergie, Fergie, give us a wave ...

The referee's a w*nker ...

He shot, he missed, he must be f*cking p*ssed,
(name or number of player)

Boring, boring, (name of team, usually Arsenal!)

Down with the City, you're going down with the City ...

Just because you're losing ...

You're not singing anymore ...

F*ck all, you're gonna win f*ck all ...

Sing when you're winning, you only sing when you're winning ...

Here we go, here we go, here we go ...

Always look on the bright side of life ...

Allez les rouges, allez les rouges, allez ...

United, United, top of the league ...

You're so sh*t it's unbelievable ...

What's it like to see a crowd ...

Where are you when we're not here...

Come in a taxi, you must have come in a taxi ...

There's only one United ...

Who the f*ck do you support ...

Score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel ...

Are you City in disguise ...

What a waste of money ...

If you're all going to (place), clap you hands ...

Where were you at Old Trafford ...

You're supposed to be at home ...

Part time supporters ...

So f*cking easy, oh this is so f*cking easy ...

We thought you were sh*te, we were right, we were right ...

What's it like to be outclassed ...

Are you John Barnes in disguise? ...

Sh*t on the (team), sh*t on the (team) tonight ...

You're gonna win f*ck all again this year ...

Come on you reds ...

You dirty Cockney b*stards...

One song, you've only got one

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